Chuck's summer break had officially started yesterday and he had made the most of it by watching Sam be stoned and going to Victrola in the evening to see how work was doing. And, you know, to get drunk as hell and sleep with hot women. All in all a good way to start break. Until he woke up this morning, that is ( Read more... )

Okay, so Chuck hadn't celebrated a certain holiday as much as he should have yesterday, but he had a good reason. Claire and Temari were graduating and he owed Francine for the whole gay porn incident so he figured it was high time to have another brownie get together. He had given Francine some really, really good stuff this time around so these ( Read more... )

Chuck was torn between the whole "gremlins can bite whomever they want" thing. On the one hand, he could get bitten, which would suck. On the other, people he hated could get bitten, which was amazing. He had made sure that there was plenty of room on his Blackberry for video. Hopefully this would distract from certain pictures of him that had ( Read more... )

Last night Chuck had fallen asleep with both a wee Angela and a wee Sam in his bed. It was a big bed, easily big enough to fit one adult and two kids in there without anybody touching anybody else. Which is how Chuck wanted it. He didn't do cuddling. It was a comfortable enough sleeping situation and if anyone called Chuck out on his new found soft ( Read more... )

Between last night at the bar and everything else that had gone on while in the dorms, Chuck never wanted to see another kid again ever. Actually, he just wanted to sleep for the rest of his life. If he ever got the urge to have sex without a condom ever again all he would have to think of was this weekend and he'd come to his senses ( Read more... )

Chuck should not be smiling right now. He really shouldn't. It was late, he was in jail and his father had lecture material for a month since Chuck made him call his lawyer so late at night ( Read more... )

Chuck had promised to buy Sam a drink. He hated being in people's debt and he figured a night of free booze was more than enough payback for all that Sam had done for him the past week or two. Since this was Chuck Bass taking someone out for a drink, naturally this did not mean they were simply going to Caritas. No, Chuck's idea of taking someone ( Read more... )

In case you didn't know, there were few things more boring in this world than talking to Nathaniel Archibald on the phone ( Read more... )